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Girl’s Funda

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mask is an object normally worn on the face, typically for protection, disguiseperformance or entertainment. Masks have been used since antiquity for both ceremonial and practical purposes. They are usually worn on the face, although they may also be positioned for effect elsewhere on the wearer’s body, so in parts of Australia giant totem masks cover the body, whilst Inuit women use finger masks during storytelling and dancing.

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I Will Give You a Kiss

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This article is about the physically affectionate act. For other uses, see Kiss (disambiguation).
“Kissing” redirects here. For the municipality in Germany, see Kissing, Bavaria.

kiss is the pressing of one’s lips against another person or an object. Cultural connotations of kissing vary widely. Depending on the culture and context, a kiss can express sentiments of love, passion, affection, respect, greeting, friendship, peace and good luck, among many others. In some situations a kiss is a ritual, formal or symbolic gesture indicating devotion, respect, or sacrament. The word came from Old English cyssan (“to kiss”), in turn from coss (“a kiss”).

Anthropologists are divided into two schools on the origins of kissing, one believing that it is instinctual and intuitive and the other that it evolved from what is known as kiss feeding, a process used by mothers to feed their infants by passing chewed food to their babies’ mouths. Cesare Lombroso, Italian criminologist, physician and founder of the Italian School of Positivist Criminology, supported this idea.

Kissing has been recorded for at least the last five millennia. The earliest literate civilization in the world, Sumer, mentions both lip and tongue kissing in its poetry:

My lips are too small, they know not to kiss.

My precious sweet, lying by my heart,
one by one “tonguemaking,” one by one.

When my sweet precious, my heart, had lain down too,
each of them in turn kissing with the tongue, each in turn.

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I Don’t Need Anger Management

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Anger management is training for temper control and is the skill of remaining calm. It has been described as deploying anger successfully.Anger management programs consider anger to be a motivation caused by an identifiable reason which can be logically analyzed and if suitable worked toward.Some popular anger management techniques include relaxation techniques, cognitive restructuring, problem solving and improving communication strategies.

The negative effects of anger have been observed throughout history. Advice for countering seemingly uncontrollable rage has been offered by ancient philosophers, pious men, and modern psychologists. Seneca The Younger (4 BC- 65 AD) advised for pre-emptively guarding against confrontational situations, perspective taking, and not inciting anger in anger-prone individuals.Other philosophers echoed Seneca with Galen recommending seeking out a mentor for aid in anger reduction.In the Middle Ages, saints would serve as both examples of self-control and mediators of anger-induced disputes.Examples of intercession for the common people from the wrath of local rulers abound in hagiographies. The story of St. Francis of Assisi and the metaphorical Wolf of Gubbio is one famous instance.

In modern times, the concept of controlling anger has translated into anger management programs based on the research of psychologists. Classical psychotherapy based anger management interventions originated in the 1970s. Success in treating anxiety with Cognitive behavioral therapy (CBT) interventions developed by Meichebaum inspired Novaco to modify the stress inoculation training to be suitable for anger management.Stress and anger are sufficiently similar that such a modification was able to create a successful branch of treatment. Both stress and anger are caused by external stimuli, mediated by internal processing, and expressed in either adaptive or maladaptive forms. Meichebaum, and later Novaco, used each aspect of experiencing the relevant emotion as an opportunity for improvement to the patient’s overall wellbeing.

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Our Rajesh Dai Rocks!

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Rajesh Hamal (Nepaliराजेश हमाल, born: 9 June 1964) is a Nepalese actor.He has received many awards for his acting including the National Film Awards from 1988-2014. He is often called as “Maha-Nayak” (Great Hero) for his contribution to Nepali Cinema. He is considered a dominant figure in bringing professionalism in the Nepalese movie industry.

Born Rajesh Hamal 
June 9, 1964 (age 50)
Palpa, Tansen, Nepal
Other names Rajesh Dai, Superstar of Nepal, Mahanayak (Hero of the Hero)
Occupation Film actor, Television Presenter, Social Worker
Years active 1985–present
Partner(s) Madhu Bhattarai (since May 24, 2014)
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Khadkaji!

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Sita Ram Kattel (Nepali: सीता राम कट्टेल, popularly known by his serial name Dhurmus) is a Nepali comedy actorscript writer, anddirector. He is one the main characters of the Nepali TV series Meri Bassai. He also acted in the 2013 Napali box office hit Cha Ekan Cha in a lead role along with Deepak Raj GiriKedar GhimireNeeta Dhungana, and Jeetu Nepal. He was born in Jhapa district of Nepal where his early life and schooling was completed. His arrival in Kathmandu and the massacre of King Birendra Family were coincident. He plays the character of Dhurmus in Meri Bassai. His family moved from Solukhumbu to Jhapa when he was a child. He used to help his father in his field while going to the school. He performed his first comedy in the school and everyone liked it. So, he ran away from home to Kathmandu hoping to be a good actor and a comedian. His first successful career as an actor was Meri Bassai. There, he met Kunjana Ghimrey and fell in love with her. They got married in 2009.

 

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Traffic Policy in Nepal

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Since policing is a constitutional obligation on the part of the government in NepalNepal Police Organization is the main administrative apparatus in the hands of the government to safeguard people’s constitutional rights and to maintain law and order in the country.

Due to corruption on every fields of the country, even some traffic police has been involved on corruption. The above picture by Rajan KC is trying to point out about corrupt traffic police officer who is trying to produce a fake mistake by the bike rider, so that he can ask for some money as a penalty.

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Rajesh Hamal Thought

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Rajesh Hamal (Nepaliराजेश हमाल, born: 9 June 1964) is a Nepalese actor.He has received many awards for his acting including the National Film Awards from 1988-2014. He is often called as “Maha-Nayak” (Great Hero) for his contribution to Nepali Cinema. He is considered a dominant figure in bringing professionalism in the Nepalese movie industry.

Hamal was born in Tansen, in central Nepal. He did his schooling at Bhanubhakta Memorial School up to class 8. Then he went to Moscow, Russia with his father who was Nepalese Ambassador to Russia. Rajesh Hamal finished his M.A. in English literature from Chandigarh University.

Rajesh Hamal in his college years first modelled for Fashion Net, an Indian magazine in 1985; he walked the ramp in Kathmandu and New Delhi in 1986. He started his career as a film actor with Yug Dekhi Yug Samma in 1988, a film made by his maternal uncle. Hamal received a National Film Award for “Best Actor Debut” in 1989, for this film. Till date he has worked in over 230 Nepali and one Punjabi cinema.

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I Must Obey What My Doctor Said

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doctor’s prescription is an order coming from a health care professional prescribing a certain kind of medical treatment for a patient, such as administration of drugs, dietary or behavioral recommendations, medical laboratory tests, radiology, etc. Prescriptions are usually given in a form of a written order and often must follow certain formal rules.

Common forms of prescriptions are

  • Medical prescription, for medicines (prescription drugs) or medical/assistive devices. In common parlance, “doctor’s prescription” usually means this form of prescription.
  • Eyeglass prescription, contact lens prescription
  • Treatment prescription (e.g., drug regimen, radiotherapy, etc.)
  • Physical regimen prescription (bed rest, toilet regimen, massage, etc.)
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Why am i so handsome! :(

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Physical attractiveness is the degree to which a person’s physical traits are considered aesthetically pleasing orbeautiful. The term often implies sexual attractiveness or desirability, but can also be distinct from the two; for example, adults may regard children as attractive for various reasons. There are many factors which influence one person’s attraction to another, with physical aspects being one of them. Physical attraction itself includes universal perceptions common to all human cultures, as well as aspects that are culturally and socially dependent, along with individual subjective preferences.

In many cases, humans attribute positive characteristics, such as intelligence and honesty, to physically attractive people without consciously realizing it.From research done in the United States and United Kingdom, it was found that the association between intelligence and physical attractiveness is stronger among men than among women.Evolutionary psychologists have tried to answer why individuals who are more physically attractive should also, on average, be more intelligent, and have put forward the notion that both general intelligence and physical attractiveness may be indicators of underlying genetic fitness.A person’s physical characteristics may be suggestive of fertility and health. These factors contribute to the probability of survival and reproduction for continuing life on Earth.

Men, on average, tend to be attracted to women who are shorter than they are, have a youthful appearance, and exhibit features such as a symmetrical face, full breasts, full lips, and a low waist-hip ratio. Women, on average, tend to be attracted to men who are taller than they are, display a high degree of facial symmetry, masculine facial dimorphism, and who have broad shoulders, a relatively narrow waist, and a V-shaped torso.

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DV pareko KETI Chahiyo

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Advertising or advertising in business is a form of marketing communication used to encourage, persuade, or manipulate an audience (viewers, readers or listeners; sometimes a specific group) to take or continue to take some action. Most commonly, the desired result is to drive consumer behavior with respect to a commercial offering, although political and ideological advertising is also common. This type of work belongs to a category called effective labor.

In Latin, ad vertere means “to turn toward”.The purpose of advertising may also be to reassure employees or shareholders that a company is viable or successful. Advertising messages are usually paid for by sponsors and viewed via various old media; including mass media such as newspaper, magazines, television advertisement, radio advertisement, outdoor advertising or direct mail; or new media such as blogs, websites or text messages.

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Still A Mystery

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sock is an item of clothing worn on the feet. The foot is among the heaviest producers of sweat in the body, as it can produce over 1 US pint (0.47 l) of perspiration per day. Socks help to absorb this sweat and draw it to areas where air can evaporate the perspiration. In cold environments, socks decrease the risk of frostbite. The clothing’s name is derived from the loose-fitting slipper, called a soccus in Latin, worn by Roman comic actors.

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Might Get Cancer

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Cancer also known as a malignant tumor, is a group of diseases involving abnormal cell growth with the potential to invade or spread to other parts of the body. Not all tumors are cancerous; benign tumors do not spread to other parts of the body. Possible signs and symptoms include: a new lump, abnormal bleeding, a prolonged cough, unexplained weight loss, and a change in bowel movements, among others. While these symptoms may indicate cancer they may also occur due to other issues. There are over 100 different known cancers that affect humans.

Tobacco use is the cause of about 22% of cancer deaths. Another 10% is due to obesity, a poor diet, lack of physical activity, and drinking alcohol. Other factors include certain infections, exposure to ionizing radiation, and environmental pollutants. In the developing world nearly 20% of cancers are due to infections such as hepatitis B, hepatitis C, and human papillomavirus. These factors act, at least partly, by changing the genes of a cell. Typically many such genetic changes are required before cancer develops. Approximately 5–10% of cancers are due to genetic defects inherited from a person’s parents. Cancer can be detected by certain signs and symptoms or screening tests. It is then typically further investigated by medical imaging and confirmed bybiopsy.

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Truth In Nepal

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In Nepal, Normally is a son gets failed in SLC (School Leaving Certificate) exam then he would thought to not being serious on his study. So his parents would more likely to send him abroad to work and earn money so that he can live (expected) happily when he will returns back after making enough money there.

One the other hand, if a girl gets failed on SLC exam her parents are more likely to get her married and start her (happily ???) married life.

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Whatever You Want

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Romance is the expressive and pleasurable feeling from an emotional attraction towards another person associated with love.

In the context of romantic love relationships, romance usually implies an expression of one’s strong romantic love, or one’s deep and strong emotional desires to connect with another person intimately or romantically. Historically, the term “romance” originates with the medieval ideal of chivalry as set out in its Romance literature.

Humans have a natural inclination to form bonds with one another through social interactions, be it through verbal communication ornonverbal gestures. With some individuals, these social interactions can span beyond what one would typically view as a platonic relationship. Positive romantic relationships are a crucial part of society in that not only do these relations affect those that are in participation, but they can also have an influence on those that are in close vicinity

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True

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Nepali or Nepalese (नेपाली) is an Indo-Aryan language. It is the official language and de facto lingua franca of Nepal and is also spoken in India, Bhutan, Myanmar, Hong Kong and United Kingdom. Nepali has official status in the Indian state of Sikkimand in West Bengal’s Darjeeling district as well as Assam. Nepali developed in proximity to a number of Indo-Aryan languages, most notably Pahari and Magahi, and shows Sanskrit influences. However, owing to Nepal’s geographical area, it has also been influenced by Tibeto-Burman. Nepali is mainly differentiated from Central Pahari, both in grammar and vocabulary, by Tibeto-Burman idioms owing to close contact with the respective language group. Nepali language shares 40% lexical similarity with Bengali language. British Resident at Kathmandu Brian Houghton Hodgson has observed that it is, in eight-tenths of its vocables, substantially Hindi.

Historically, the language was first called the Khas language (Khas kurā), then Gorkhali or Gurkhali (language of theGorkha Kingdom) before the term Nepali (Nepālī bhāṣā) was taken from Nepal Bhasa. Other names include Parbatiya(“mountain language”, identified with the Parbatiya people of Nepal) and Lhotshammikha (the “southern language” of theLhotshampa people of Bhutan).

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This is your fault

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Wealth is the abundance of valuable resources or material possessions. This excludes the core meaning as held in the originating old English word weal, which is from an Indo-European word stem. In this larger understanding of wealth, an individual, community, region or country that possesses an abundance of such possessions or resources to the benefit of the common good is known as wealthy.

The modern concept of wealth is of significance in all areas of economics, and clearly so for growth economics and development economics yet the meaning of wealth is context-dependent. At the most general level, economists may define wealth as “anything of value” that captures both the subjective nature of the idea and the idea that it is not a fixed or static concept. Various definitions and concepts of wealth have been asserted by various individuals and in different contexts. Defining wealth can be a normative process with various ethical implications, since often wealth maximization is seen as a goal or is thought to be a normative principle of its own.

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I am so worried about

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Death is the cessation of all biological functions that sustain a living organism. Phenomena which commonly bring about death include biological aging (senescence), predation, malnutrition, disease, suicide, homicide and accidents or trauma resulting in terminal injury. Bodies of living organisms begin to decompose shortly after death.

In society, the nature of death and humanity’s awareness of its own mortality has for millennia been a concern of the world’s religious traditions and of philosophical inquiry. This includes belief in resurrection (associated with Abrahamic religions), reincarnation or rebirth (associated with Dharmic religions), or that consciousness permanently ceases to exist, known as eternal oblivion (often associated with atheism).

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Seat Is Vacant

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Nepal remains isolated from the world’s major land, air and sea transport routes although, within the country, aviation is in a better state, with 47 airports, 11 of them with paved runways; flights are frequent and support a sizable traffic. The hilly and mountainous terrain in the northern two-thirds of the country has made the building of roads and other infrastructure difficult and expensive. In 2007 there were just over 10,142 km (6,302 mi) of paved roads, and 7,140 km (4,437 mi) of unpaved road, and one 59 km (37 mi) railway line in the south. There is a single reliable road route from India to the Kathmandu Valley. More than one-third of its people live at least a two hours walk from the nearest all-season road; 15 out of 75 district headquarters are not connected by road. In addition, some 60% of road network and most rural roads are not operable during the rainy season. The only practical seaport of entry for goods bound for Kathmandu is Calcutta in India. Internally, the poor state of development of the road system makes access to markets, schools, and health clinics a challenge.

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Nepali National Anthem

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“Sayaun Thunga Phool Ka” (Nepali: सयौं थुँगा फूलका “Made of Hundreds of Flowers”) is the national anthem of Nepal. It was officially declared as the national anthem of Nepal on August 3, 2007, amid a ceremony held at the conference hall of National Planning Commission, inside the Singha Durbar, by the speaker of the interim parliament, Mr. Subash Chandra Nemwang. The previous anthem, Rastriya Gaan, had been adopted in 1962.

The lyrics of the National Anthem were written by the poet Pradeep Kumar Rai, alias Byakul Maila. The music is composed by Amber Gurung. The national anthem is simply worded, praising Nepali sovereignty, unity, courage, pride, scenic beauty, progress, peace, cultural and biological diversity, and respect.

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Give me all money, otherwise…

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Robbery is the crime of taking or attempting to take something of value by force or threat of force or by putting the victim in fear. At common law, robbery is defined as taking the property of another, with the intent to permanently deprive the person of that property, by means of force or fear. Precise definitions of the offence may vary between jurisdictions. Robbery is differentiated from other forms of theft (such as burglaryshoplifting or car theft) by its inherently violent nature (a violent crime); whereas many lesser forms of theft are punished as misdemeanors, robbery is always a felony for this reason. Under English law, most forms of theft are triable either way, whereas robbery is triable only on indictment.

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