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Student Of The Year !

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student (Also Pupil) is a learner, or someone who attends an educational institution. In some nations, the English term (or its cognate in another language) is reserved for those who attend university, while a schoolchild under the age of eighteen is called a pupil in English (or an equivalent in other languages), although in the United States and in Australia a person enrolled in grades K–12 is often called a student. In its widest use, student is used for anyone who is learning, including mid-career adults who are taking vocational education or returning to university.

The above picture implicates about recent activity of Nepalese students in Nepal.

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Dear SLC Students

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The School Leaving Certificate, popularly abbreviated as SLC is the final examination in the secondary school system of Nepal. It is equivalent to GCE, the academic qualification in UK. Every student must take this examination for completing the 10th grade of their study before they join higher secondary or intermediate level education. The SLC examination is normally scheduled in April to June of every year. It is known as the “iron gate” in Nepal. In reality, however, there are indeed more obstacles regarding higher-level studies after the examination. Nevertheless, the SLC Examinations are the most important examination in the educational system of Nepal for building an academic career.

About two and a half months or even three months after the completion of the SLC, the results are published by the Examination Control Board. Students are categorized into five divisions according to their score:

  • Distinction – above 80%
  • First Division – above 60%
  • Second Division – above 45%
  • Third Division – above 32%
  • Fail-Below 32%

Despite such a low percentage requirement to pass the examination, many students (more than 50%), mostly students of governmental schools in rural areas of Nepal, still fail it every year because of the difficulty level that the exam has. Since government schools are known for being less rigorous to students as compared to the private schools, government school students are reportedly more likely to be in the pool of students who do not pass the exam. Even if one fails to get above 40 marks in each subject, they are declared failed. The result of the SLC is very important to an individual student, since students with high percentage are able to obtain various scholarships for their higher secondary level education.

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This Is How I Travel The World

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You can see people taking pictures from around the world. Have you ever wondered how they manage to get spare time and money to travel to the world and take pictures on such a difficult places where normally its impossible to take a selfie. If you watch this picture then you might get an idea about how people are taking pictures around the earth as if they have visited lots of places on the earth. Though there are various techniques to hide the reality about the actual picture. For example there are lots of pictures you could find on the internet which are photoshoped to look entirely changed from original. There are other few funny ideas to take a picture which would look like a selfie.

 

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Animals Hate Girls ! See 5 Photos

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Many naturalists have studied aspects of animal behaviour throughout history. The modern discipline of ethology is generally considered to have begun during the 1930s with the work of Dutch biologist Nikolaas Tinbergen and by Austrian biologists Konrad Lorenz and Karl von Frisch, joint winners of the 1973 Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine. Ethology is a combination of laboratory and field science, with a strong relation to some other disciplines such as neuroanatomy, ecology, and evolution. Ethologists are typically interested in a behavioural process rather than in a particular animal group, and often study one type of behavior, such as aggression, in a number of unrelated animals.

The desire to understand animals has made ethology a rapidly growing field. Since the turn of the 21st century, many aspects of animal communication, animal emotions, animal culture, learning, and even sexual conduct that experts long thought they understood, have been re-examined, and new conclusions reached. New fields have developed, such as neurology.

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Nepal Telecom

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Nepal Doorsanchar Company Ltd. (Nepali: नेपाल दूरसञ्चार कम्पनी लिमिटेड), popularly known as Nepal Telecom (Nepali: नेपाल टेलिकम) is state owned telecommunication service provider in Nepal with 85% of the government share.[4] The company was amonopoly until 2003, when the first private sector operator UTL started providing basic telephony services. The central office of Nepal Telecom is located at Bhadrakali Plaza, Kathmandu. It has branches, exchanges and other offices in 184 locations within the country.

It is the sole provider of fixed line, ISDN and leased-line services in Nepal. Following the entry of Ncell (previously called Mero Mobile) into Nepal’s telecommunications industry in 2005, it is no longer the only provider of GSM mobile service. With around 7,000 employees, it is one of the largest corporations of Nepal. It has a total of 262 telephone exchanges in various part of the country serving 603,291 PSTN lines, more than 5 million GSM cellular phones and more than a million CDMA phone line as of July 2011. According to recent data,[5] there are about 10 million users of Nepal Telecom including all those of fixed landline, GSM mobile, CDMA and internet service.

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Baba JI !

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Babaji is the most used word to call a priest or Guru in respectful manner. In Nepal there are some fake babajis who come house to house to beg for money, foods and other goods. Actually they are fake babajis who want to earn easy money by pretending as a “Future Teller” or “Pshychic Reader”. They approach you and start to tell you about your future ( as if they know everything ) and expect some money from their customers. Most of the time they tell the customers good good things to make them happy so that they might give him a good money in return. The above picture is a humorous conversation between a babaji and a girl. Enjoy !

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True ! Isn’t it ?

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Facebook is an online social networking service headquartered in Menlo Park, California. Its name comes from a colloquialism for the directory given to students at some American universities.Facebook was founded on February 4, 2004, by Mark Zuckerbergwith his college roommates and fellow Harvard University students Eduardo Saverin, Andrew McCollum, Dustin Moskovitz and Chris Hughes.The founders had initially limited the website’s membership to Harvard students, but later expanded it to colleges in the Boston area, the Ivy League, and Stanford University. It gradually added support for students at various other universities and later to their high-school students. Facebook now allows anyone who claims to be at least 13 years old worldwide to become a registered user of the website, although proof is not required.

After registering to use the site, users may create a personal profile, add other users as friends, exchange messages, post status updates and photos, and receive notifications when others update their profiles. Additionally, users may join common-interest user groups, organized by workplace, school or college, or other characteristics, and categorize their friends into lists such as “People From Work” or “Close Friends”. Facebook had over one billion active users as of September 2012, of which approximately 9% were fake. By that point, Facebook was adding about half a petabyte of data every 24 hours, amounting to about 180 petabytes per year.Due to the large volume of data collected about users, the service’s privacy policies have faced scrutiny, among othercriticisms. Facebook, Inc. held its initial public offering in February 2012 and began selling stock to the public three months later, reaching a peak market capitalization of $104 billion.

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Happens Only In Nepal

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Nepal is a landlocked sovereign nation located in South Asia. With an area of 147,181 square kilometres (56,827 sq mi) and a population of approximately 27 million (and nearly 2 million absentee workers living abroad),Nepal is the world’s 93rd largest country by land mass and the 41st most populous country. It is located in the Himalayas and bordered to the north by the People’s Republic of China, and to the south, east, and west by the Republic of India. Specifically, the Indian states of Uttarakhand, Uttar Pradesh,Bihar, West Bengal, and Sikkim border Nepal, while across the Himalayas lies the Tibetan Autonomous Region. Nepal is separated from Bangladesh by the narrow Indian Siliguri Corridor. Kathmandu is the nation’s capital and largest metropolis.

The mountainous north of Nepal has eight of the world’s ten tallest mountains, including the highest point on Earth, Mount Everest, called Sagarmatha (सगरमाथा) in Nepali. It contains more than 240 peaks over 20,000 ft (6,096 m) above sea level.The southern Terai region is fertile and humid. Lumbini, the birthplace of Lord Gautam Buddha, is located in this region. Lumbini is one of the holiest places of one of the world’s great religions, and its remains contain important evidence about the nature of Buddhist pilgrimage centres from as early as the 3rd century BC.

Hinduism is practiced by about 81.3% of Nepalis, making it the country with the highest percentage of Hindus. Buddhism is linked historically with Nepal and is practiced by 16%, Kirat 5.1%, Islam by 4.4%, Christianity 1.4%, and animism 0.4%. A large section of the population, especially in hill region, even though they follow Hindu customs, may identify themselves as both Hindu as well as Buddhists which can be attributed to syncretic nature of Hinduism and Buddhism in Nepal.

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Sunny Leone

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Karenjit Kaur Vohra (born May 13, 1981) better known by her stage name Sunny Leone is an Indo-Canadian and American actress, businesswoman, model and former pornographic actress. She was named Penthouse Pet of the Year in 2003 and was a contract star for Vivid Entertainment. Named by Maxim as one of the 12 top porn stars in 2010, she has also played roles in independent mainstream films and television shows. She later made her Bollywood debut in Pooja Bhatt‘s erotic thriller Jism 2 (2012) and now works in Hindi films.

Leone was born in Sarnia, Ontario to Sikh Punjabi parents. Her father was born in Tibet and raised in Delhi, while her mother (who died in 2008) was from Sirmaur, Himachal Pradesh. As a young girl, she was very athletic and played street hockey with the boys, and ice skating on a nearby frozen lake.

Although the family was Sikh, her parents enrolled her in Catholic school as it was felt to be unsafe for her to go to public school. She lost her virginity to a basketball player at another school at 16, and discovered her bisexuality at age 18. When she was 13, her family moved to Fort Gratiot,Michigan, then to Lake Forest, California a year later, fulfilling her grandparents’ dream that the family be together in one place.Before working in the porn industry, she first worked at a German bakery, a Jiffy Lube, and later a tax and retirement firm.

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Meanwhile In Nepal

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breathalyzer or breathalyser (a portmanteau of breath and analyzer/analyser) is a device for estimating blood alcohol content(BAC) from a breath sample. Breathalyzer is the brand name for the instrument developed by inventor Robert Frank Borkenstein. It was registered as a trademark on May 13, 1958, and is active as of 2014 but the word has become a generic trademark. This article is about generic devices for estimating blood alcohol content.

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Paan Ko Paat….

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Music of Nepal refers to the various musical genres of Nepal. With more than fifty ethnicity, the music of this country is a highly dispersed phenomenon. Although genres like pop, rock, folk, and Classical music exist, a huge number of such genres are yet to be cataloged. Many musical bands exist in Nepal, with a huge number in Kathmandu – most of the recent ones focused in pop and rock.Rap has been known to emerge on the charts from time to time.

Dohori music is Nepali folk songs. It is a very unique style of music. Dohori means from two side or a debate. This debate is in rhythm, and involves quick and witty poetry.The two teams in Dohori usually involves boys in one group girls in the other.The song is started with a question usually from the boys side. The girl follows the question with a quick response and continues the musical conversation.

Dohori songs can last for a long periods of time, even up to a week long. The length of the Dohori depends on the quick thinking ability of the players.

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Facebook Status

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Facebook announced Places on August 18, 2010. It is a feature that lets users “check in” to Facebook using a mobile device to let a user’s friends know where they are at the moment.

In November 2010, Facebook announced “Deals”, a subset of the Places offering, which allows for users to check in from restaurants, supermarkets, bars, and coffee shops using an app on a mobile device and then be rewarded discounts, coupons, and free merchandise. This feature is marketed as a digital version of a loyalty card or coupon where a customer gets rewarded for loyal buying behavior.

Places is currently available only in some countries: Australia, Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Estonia, Canada, Cayman Islands, Japan, United Kingdom, United States, France, Italy, Spain, Norway, Denmark, Sweden, Poland, South Africa, Finland, Ireland, Singapore, Taiwan, Thailand, Hong Kong, Philippines, and Malaysia with many more on the way.[citation needed]

On October 10, 2010, Places became available on BlackBerry, after iPhone.The Android OS is also places-capable. Other users, including Windows Mobile users, must use an HTML5 browser to use Places via Facebook Touch Site.

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Let’s Hope Its Not Fake !

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In August 2012, Facebook revealed that more than 83 million Facebook accounts (8.7% of total users) are fake accounts.These fake profiles consist of duplicate profiles, accounts for spamming purposes and personal profiles for business, organization or non-human entities such as pets.As a result of this revelation, the share price of Facebook dropped below $20.

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I Don’t Always Fall In Love But When I Do….

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Love is a variety of different feelings, states, and attitudes that ranges from interpersonal affection (“I love my mother”) to pleasure (“I loved that meal”). It can refer to an emotion of a strong attraction and personal attachment.It can also be a virtue representing humankindness, compassion, and affection—”the unselfish loyal and benevolent concern for the good of another”.It may also describe compassionate and affectionate actions towards other humans, one’s self or animals.

Ancient Greeks identified four forms of love: kinship or familiarity (in Greek, storge), friendship (philia), sexual and/or romantic desire(eros), and self-emptying or divine love (agape).Modern authors have distinguished further varieties of romantic love. Non-Western traditions have also distinguished variants or symbioses of these states.This diversity of uses and meanings combined with the complexity of the feelings involved makes love unusually difficult to consistently define, compared to other emotional states.

Love in its various forms acts as a major facilitator of interpersonal relationships and, owing to its central psychological importance, is one of the most common themes in the creative arts.

Love may be understood as a function to keep human beings together against menaces and to facilitate the continuation of the species

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Girl’s Funda

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mask is an object normally worn on the face, typically for protection, disguiseperformance or entertainment. Masks have been used since antiquity for both ceremonial and practical purposes. They are usually worn on the face, although they may also be positioned for effect elsewhere on the wearer’s body, so in parts of Australia giant totem masks cover the body, whilst Inuit women use finger masks during storytelling and dancing.

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I Will Give You a Kiss

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This article is about the physically affectionate act. For other uses, see Kiss (disambiguation).
“Kissing” redirects here. For the municipality in Germany, see Kissing, Bavaria.

kiss is the pressing of one’s lips against another person or an object. Cultural connotations of kissing vary widely. Depending on the culture and context, a kiss can express sentiments of love, passion, affection, respect, greeting, friendship, peace and good luck, among many others. In some situations a kiss is a ritual, formal or symbolic gesture indicating devotion, respect, or sacrament. The word came from Old English cyssan (“to kiss”), in turn from coss (“a kiss”).

Anthropologists are divided into two schools on the origins of kissing, one believing that it is instinctual and intuitive and the other that it evolved from what is known as kiss feeding, a process used by mothers to feed their infants by passing chewed food to their babies’ mouths. Cesare Lombroso, Italian criminologist, physician and founder of the Italian School of Positivist Criminology, supported this idea.

Kissing has been recorded for at least the last five millennia. The earliest literate civilization in the world, Sumer, mentions both lip and tongue kissing in its poetry:

My lips are too small, they know not to kiss.

My precious sweet, lying by my heart,
one by one “tonguemaking,” one by one.

When my sweet precious, my heart, had lain down too,
each of them in turn kissing with the tongue, each in turn.

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I Don’t Need Anger Management

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Anger management is training for temper control and is the skill of remaining calm. It has been described as deploying anger successfully.Anger management programs consider anger to be a motivation caused by an identifiable reason which can be logically analyzed and if suitable worked toward.Some popular anger management techniques include relaxation techniques, cognitive restructuring, problem solving and improving communication strategies.

The negative effects of anger have been observed throughout history. Advice for countering seemingly uncontrollable rage has been offered by ancient philosophers, pious men, and modern psychologists. Seneca The Younger (4 BC- 65 AD) advised for pre-emptively guarding against confrontational situations, perspective taking, and not inciting anger in anger-prone individuals.Other philosophers echoed Seneca with Galen recommending seeking out a mentor for aid in anger reduction.In the Middle Ages, saints would serve as both examples of self-control and mediators of anger-induced disputes.Examples of intercession for the common people from the wrath of local rulers abound in hagiographies. The story of St. Francis of Assisi and the metaphorical Wolf of Gubbio is one famous instance.

In modern times, the concept of controlling anger has translated into anger management programs based on the research of psychologists. Classical psychotherapy based anger management interventions originated in the 1970s. Success in treating anxiety with Cognitive behavioral therapy (CBT) interventions developed by Meichebaum inspired Novaco to modify the stress inoculation training to be suitable for anger management.Stress and anger are sufficiently similar that such a modification was able to create a successful branch of treatment. Both stress and anger are caused by external stimuli, mediated by internal processing, and expressed in either adaptive or maladaptive forms. Meichebaum, and later Novaco, used each aspect of experiencing the relevant emotion as an opportunity for improvement to the patient’s overall wellbeing.

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Our Rajesh Dai Rocks!

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Rajesh Hamal (Nepaliराजेश हमाल, born: 9 June 1964) is a Nepalese actor.He has received many awards for his acting including the National Film Awards from 1988-2014. He is often called as “Maha-Nayak” (Great Hero) for his contribution to Nepali Cinema. He is considered a dominant figure in bringing professionalism in the Nepalese movie industry.

Born Rajesh Hamal 
June 9, 1964 (age 50)
Palpa, Tansen, Nepal
Other names Rajesh Dai, Superstar of Nepal, Mahanayak (Hero of the Hero)
Occupation Film actor, Television Presenter, Social Worker
Years active 1985–present
Partner(s) Madhu Bhattarai (since May 24, 2014)
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Khadkaji!

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Sita Ram Kattel (Nepali: सीता राम कट्टेल, popularly known by his serial name Dhurmus) is a Nepali comedy actorscript writer, anddirector. He is one the main characters of the Nepali TV series Meri Bassai. He also acted in the 2013 Napali box office hit Cha Ekan Cha in a lead role along with Deepak Raj GiriKedar GhimireNeeta Dhungana, and Jeetu Nepal. He was born in Jhapa district of Nepal where his early life and schooling was completed. His arrival in Kathmandu and the massacre of King Birendra Family were coincident. He plays the character of Dhurmus in Meri Bassai. His family moved from Solukhumbu to Jhapa when he was a child. He used to help his father in his field while going to the school. He performed his first comedy in the school and everyone liked it. So, he ran away from home to Kathmandu hoping to be a good actor and a comedian. His first successful career as an actor was Meri Bassai. There, he met Kunjana Ghimrey and fell in love with her. They got married in 2009.

 

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Traffic Policy in Nepal

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Since policing is a constitutional obligation on the part of the government in NepalNepal Police Organization is the main administrative apparatus in the hands of the government to safeguard people’s constitutional rights and to maintain law and order in the country.

Due to corruption on every fields of the country, even some traffic police has been involved on corruption. The above picture by Rajan KC is trying to point out about corrupt traffic police officer who is trying to produce a fake mistake by the bike rider, so that he can ask for some money as a penalty.

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